Talk Like a Pirate Day Gun Related Jokes/Puns

September 19 2012
by GSL Staff
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For those not in the know, September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day. A day in which you, surprise, talk like a pirate.

So of course we had to come up with some corny pirate/gun related jokes.

Is that a flintlock in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

What kind of rifle do pirates prefer? An AAARRRRR-15!

Put that in your blunderbuss and smoke it…towards the enemy ship…seriously, be careful with that thing.

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