[Video] SilencerCo Wins Gun Community April Fools With “Wizard Staff Silencer” Video

April 1 2014
by GSL Staff
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Our own April Fools prank article, New Industrial Technology Will Allow .22LR Production to Increase 10,000% was pretty well received (except for those of you who told us to FOAD… we love you too).

However, SilencerCo wins the gun community April Fools Day contest (and possibly the Internet in general) with their fake promo video for the Wizard Staff Silencer (we can actually, legitimately call this one a silencer as it features a decibel reduction of infinity).

Here is the description from the video,

Whether you are a Diviner of Decibel or a Sorcerer of Sound, the Wizard Staff was created for you. From acromantula hunting to divination, the Wizard Staff will ensure soundless success.

The Wizard Staff has a unique CTA baffle stack consisting of 44 polished Mithril baffles designed for an infinite dB reduction of sound. The 36 inches of soundless magic is easily disassembled by even the most novice necromancer to provide full user serviceability.

The ageless construction of rare and exotic materials makes the Wizard Staff indestructible. The eternal warranty ensures the Wizard Staff will last as long as any immortal being wielding this impressive firearm silencer.

Don’t worry, for those of you who are hard on your epic gear, this piece of kit features an “Eternal Warranty”.

Well done sirs, well done.

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