Biden: “If Guns Shot Chocolate, World Would be Safer, Happier. People Love Chocolate”

May 14 2013
by GSL Staff
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According to POLITICO, A boy in Wisconsin wrote Vice President Joe Biden and made a simple suggestion for how to reduce gun violence (we’ll ignore why grade school children are being instructed to write the Vice President on gun control for this article).

Well, the boy got a response back, and apparently the Vice President agrees with him.

In a response back to the boy, Joe “Double Barrel to the Sky” Biden wrote,

I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would out country by safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.

You are a good boy,
Joe Biden

Good job Joe. Good job.

/sarcasm off

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